Hello. Welcome to Horror Movie Night in the Void.
If you'd like to back out of Horror Movie Night, now’s your one and only shot to [return to the crossroads.]
This will be your last warning.
We're thrilled you're here. Really. Attendance is mandatory—but enthusiasm is appreciated, even if it’s fake.
Please do not forget to download your Void Safety Guide—available at the end. It’s not required, but heavily suggested.
A few quick reminders before we dim the lights and unleash the nightmares:
If you fall asleep during the movie, there is a non-zero chance you will wake up inside it. Please make peace with whatever god you do or not serve prior to event start.
If you use your phone during the screening, you may inadvertently ping your location to several lower-tier demonic entities. These are not harmless demons. I don’t care what Supernatural taught you—lower-tier demons are still. demons. Neither Sam nor Dean can save you in the Void. Logic, reason, angels, Eye of the Tiger, catchy taglines such as “driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole,” and brotherly love do not work here.
If the characters on screen start making eye contact with you, do not engage. They are contrarians.
If the movie projector begins whispering, ignore it. That's just Gerald. He gets chatty when he’s scared.
Should you feel an overwhelming urge to "check out a weird noise" in the lobby, resist. That’s not the lobby anymore. It hasn’t been the lobby since the Incident.
Bathrooms are located to the left, please do not ask anyone or thing their ‘gender.’
Please remember: Survival is technically possible.
However, no warranties, refunds, or re-spawn points are provided by Void administration.
You will be given opportunities to make choices throughout the evening. Choose carefully.
The event will start once we have a body head count. Your first choice starts now.
Your Options:
→ Download the How To Guide [V.1] : I’m a nerd.
[GET THE GUIDE]
→ Skip straight to the first scenario : I’ve seen a horror movie before lol
[Good Luck!]
→ Review the Void's Terms and Conditions : I’m— ….what are you? Who does that?
[I’m going to need to see some ID….]
This is a side project, updated at the whim of the Void.
Expect cheesy setups. Expect predictable clichés. And expect them to betray you.
Until your next decision,
—Your Narrator