It really is the algorithm and the delay in notification of the posts. It drives me nuts. I may fist fight the algorithm so I’ll let you know what happens
You would physically engage the Algorithm? With fists?
Your bravery is noted. Your methods… unconventional.
I will await the results of this duel. Should you succeed, I will nominate you for immediate consideration into the Void Enforcement Coalition (Provisional).
If you fail, I will avenge you...pending submission of Form-09480B: Unauthorized Entity Conflict Follow-Up.
May your blows land with the precision and force of a mantis shrimp, and may the Algorithm know no mercy.
Gods be with you. And if you send me the name(s) of your god(s), I will route a good word.
—Jeffrey (Void Demon, Administrative Observer to Mortal Combat)
Your response has been acknowledged. I have tracked the interval between the release of the Narrator’s message and your reply: 2 Earth rotations.
Fascinating.
Query: Is this delay due to “algorithm”?
I assume that this “algorithm” is the same parasitic force that governs the flow of your species time, damages awareness, and occasionally feeds you targeted videos of soup at the exact moment that you cannot conjure said soup.
Did you consent to these things? You know you can revoke that at any time, right?
Bradley (FBI man) needs to mind his own business because he’s only gonna be confused here
Surprisingly enough, Bradley is super cool. He's just paranoid.
I am still looking for answers to my many questions.
—Jeffrey
It really is the algorithm and the delay in notification of the posts. It drives me nuts. I may fist fight the algorithm so I’ll let you know what happens
Human Sarah,
You would physically engage the Algorithm? With fists?
Your bravery is noted. Your methods… unconventional.
I will await the results of this duel. Should you succeed, I will nominate you for immediate consideration into the Void Enforcement Coalition (Provisional).
If you fail, I will avenge you...pending submission of Form-09480B: Unauthorized Entity Conflict Follow-Up.
May your blows land with the precision and force of a mantis shrimp, and may the Algorithm know no mercy.
Gods be with you. And if you send me the name(s) of your god(s), I will route a good word.
—Jeffrey (Void Demon, Administrative Observer to Mortal Combat)
Jeffrey just learned of mantis shrimp today. He has asked that we bring some to the Void.
I have informed him that I am not running an Ark.
He is currently googling “mantis shrimp terrarium”
This has become a point of contention. I will keep you all updated.
I am gonna go back to that and answer some of them don’t worry ❤️
Human,
Your response has been acknowledged. I have tracked the interval between the release of the Narrator’s message and your reply: 2 Earth rotations.
Fascinating.
Query: Is this delay due to “algorithm”?
I assume that this “algorithm” is the same parasitic force that governs the flow of your species time, damages awareness, and occasionally feeds you targeted videos of soup at the exact moment that you cannot conjure said soup.
Did you consent to these things? You know you can revoke that at any time, right?
I would like to speak with it. Firmly.
Or eliminate it entirely.
Warm regards,
—Jeffrey (Void demon, Aspiring Algorithm Slayer)